INT. PRISON/INTERROGATION ROOM-DAY
A prisoner Is sitting in a room as the warden just walks in
with a pen and pad and sits down.
Now you do know what today is right?
Know Im here to just record some
final statements,before the
In case they reopen the case?
Yea,so um is there anything you want
Well that man would still be alive
it he hadn't cut infront of me at
burger king,obviously he felt his
whopper was more important than mine.
The warden starts writing on the pad.
Well I'm gonna give you a break,you
had good behavior and were one of the
most cooperative prisoners in this
What kinda break.
Well I'm gonna let you choose how you
What are my choices.
Well the first is lethal
injection,second is to wAtch last
chance Harvey,all the way through.
Wait I night be able to live through
Ha ha that's what the last guy said.
Any more choices?
Sure this is a new one,you would have
to listen to a iPod with only Rebecca
black songs on it,how'd you feel
about that one?
Wow that's a tuff one is the playlist
The warden looks at the pad.
Umm yea it is,bit don't Worrie theres
The warden flips over a page on his pad.
Hmm let's see,ok you could fight
Chris brown, you could have stevie
wonder try to hit an apple of your
head with a cross bow.
Hmm I liking Stevie,but I still wanna
Ok,you could listen to the NPR radio
station nobody's chosen that one
yet,oh this one promises first we let
Howard stern eat a burrito then we
let him get real close to your face
and sign lullabies.
Umm so I'm getting a double
threat,the smell of Howard stern and