Sketchl TV

         INT. PRISON/INTERROGATION ROOM-DAY

         A prisoner Is sitting in a room as the warden just walks in
         with a pen and pad and sits down.

                             WARDEN
                   Now you do know what today is right?

                             PRISONER
                   Yes.

                             WARDEN
                   Know Im here to just record some
                   final statements,before the
                   execution.

                             PRISONER
                   In case they reopen the case?

                             WARDEN
                   Yea,so um is there anything you want
                   to say.

                             PRISONER
                   Well that  man would still be alive
                   it he hadn't cut infront of me at
                   burger king,obviously he felt his
                   whopper was more important than mine.

         The warden starts writing on the pad.

                             WARDEN
                   Well I'm gonna give you a break,you
                   had good behavior and were one of the
                   most cooperative prisoners in this
                   unit.

                             PRISONER
                        (interested look)
                   What kinda break.

                             WARDEN
                   Well I'm gonna let you choose how you
                   go out.

                             PRISONER
                   What are my choices.



                             WARDEN
                   Well the first is lethal
                   injection,second is to wAtch last
                   chance Harvey,all the way through.

                             PRISONER
                   Wait I night be able to live through
                   that one.

                             WARDEN
                   Ha ha that's what the last guy said.

                             PRISONER
                   Any more choices?

                             WARDEN
                   Sure this is a new one,you would have
                   to listen to a iPod with only Rebecca
                   black songs on it,how'd you feel
                   about that one?

                             PRISONER
                   Wow that's a tuff one is the playlist
                   on repeat?

         The warden looks at the pad.

                             WARDEN
                   Umm yea it is,bit don't Worrie theres
                   more options.

         The warden flips over a page on his pad.

                             WARDEN
                   Hmm let's see,ok you could fight
                   Chris brown, you could have stevie
                   wonder try to hit an apple of your
                   head with a cross bow.

                             PRISONER
                   Hmm I liking Stevie,but I still wanna
                   browse around.

                             WARDEN
                   Ok,you could listen to the NPR radio
                   station nobody's chosen that one
                   yet,oh this one promises first we let
                   Howard stern eat a burrito  then we
                   let him get real close to your face
                   and sign lullabies.

                             PRISONER
                   Umm so I'm getting a double
                   threat,the smell of Howard stern and
                   burrito mouth,Naw.

                             WARDEN